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Christmas Party song lyrics: funny company office holiday party women drama free-for-all beer conflicts. MICK TERRY
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( I'M NOT GOING TO THE )
CHRISTMAS PARTY
( Funny company office holiday party song lyrics )
Copyright 2000 - MickTerry.com

A    I'M NOT GOING TO THE CHRISTMAS PARTY
    that the company's having this year.
    I'M NOT GOING TO THE CHRISTMAS PARTY,
    regardless of all the free beer.
    There'll be too many women that I used to date.
    The conflicts will be too immense.
    Too many women that have learned to hate.
    The drama will be too intense.

Yeah, it sounds like a real swell time
is sure to be had by all,
unless I make an appearance
and start another free-for-all.
Monica still resents Sarah
for taking me to the beach.
Jennifer doesn't like Lara
for keeping me out of reach.
Crystal and Betsy and Cindy
all used to be best of friends.
But, after each had a date with me,
the best of friends had to end.

    CHORUS
   A

Yeah, it sounds like a real swell time
is sure to be had by all,
unless I make an appearance
and start another free-for-all.
Sally and Jessie aren't speaking
since the last time I talked to them both,
just 'cause they both caught me sneaking
Penelope off my boat.
Tiffany, Rachel and Donna
had fights at the barbecue.
They'll drink as you know that they're gonna:
no telling what they might do.

        You'd think they think they've each got a monopoly
        governing all my time.
        You'd think they think they each own a piece of me,
        governing all that's mine.

B     I'M NOT GOING TO THE CHRISTMAS PARTY
    if I'm going to plan to survive.
    I'M NOT GOING TO THE CHRISTMAS PARTY
    if I want to come out alive.
    There'll be too many women that are out for blood.
    The conflicts will be too immense.
    Too many women up to no damned good.
    The drama will be too intense.

Copyright 2000  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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To other Christmas song lyrics:   PROOF OF SANTA
To other party song lyrics:   PARTY OF ONE
FULL OF SURPRISES
CAHUENGA, TOPANGA
I CAN HEAR MY EYELIDS
IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOME PARTY
NO ONE ASKS US TO THEIR PARTIES
(IS THAT A) PENCIL IN YOUR POCKET?
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