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ZOMBIE VAMPIRES
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[spoken] There is a scary new menace in the cinematic landscape,
          brought about by the despicable, but supposedly, inevitable
          crossbreeding of zombies and vampires.
          A horrific race of creatures with untold strength and senses,
          unlimited by the light of day,
          undeterred by wooden stakes through the heart.
          But, none-the-less, a disgusting race of monsters that just ain't got no couth ...

ZOMBIE VAMPIRES, here they come, stumbling, lurching while you run.
Even so, they'll catch up to you. ZOMBIE VAMPIRES, you're their food.

ZOMBIE VAMPIRES: you can't hide. They'll still smell you on the other side,
hear you breathing 3 blocks away. ZOMBIE VAMPIRES, night or day.

        Doesn't matter if you're large or you're petite.
        Doesn't matter 'cause to them you're just raw meat.

ZOMBIE VAMPIRES drinking blood, red stuff dripping to the mud.
Gross and sloppy, so much waste. ZOMBIE VAMPIRES, ain't got no taste.

        Doesn't matter if you're dumb or if you're smart.
        All that matters is you've got a beating heart.

ZOMBIE VAMPIRES ripping guts. They don't care if you're sane or nuts.
Doesn't matter what you do. ZOMBIE VAMPIRES: you're still screwed.

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Happy Horrorween !!!

To other vampire song lyrics:   THIS ISN'T TWILIGHT
DO VAMPIRES FLOSS AFTER FEEDING?
WHERE DO VAMPIRES GO ON CHRISTMAS?
To other zombie song lyrics:   NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
To other scary / Halloween song lyrics:   HORROR STORIES
ON BONEY ISLAND
CREEPY CRAWLIES
TIRED OF CHRISTMAS
FRANKLINTOWN FLOOD
WHICH WITCH IS WITCH?
FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH
HOWL R U ON HORRORWEEN?
(WHO'S AFRAID OF THE) BIG BLAIR WITCH
To other movie song lyrics:   ALIEN INSIDE ME
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